Fleeting Aspirations

shroompuss:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

^

literally me talking to my friends in public

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unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

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bodies-behind-the-lens:

We expand and we grow, Its’ a part of being human, it’s a part of adapting to changes. Stretch marks and scars are a part of you, a part of the past that brought you to the stage you’re at right now. They are unique to you, and deserve to be embraced. 

Body Series © 

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ec-dysiast:

gallifrey-feels:

redkiteslongnights:

Sometimes it’s gray and it swims

Holy mother of YES, THAT.

so

sexuality is a dolphin

Dolphins are some of the only animals other than humans to have homosexual relations
So yes
Sexuality is a dolphin

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fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

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telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

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electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

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woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

image

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